Hey everyone, it’s Anna and Luke here! Mum and Dad thought it’d be a great idea to let us take over the blog for this one. So, buckle up because we’re about to give you the real scoop on what it’s like to drag two kids around Spain looking for a villa. Spoiler alert: it’s not as glamorous as Mum’s Instagram makes it look.
Villa Number Three: The “Fixer-Upper”
First up, we went to see what Dad called a “potential project” but what Luke and I quickly dubbed the “Haunted Mansion.” From the outside, it looked okay—a bit old, but charming. Then we stepped inside.
There was a weird smell (Mum said it was “just damp,”) and the walls had cracks big enough to stick a finger through. Luke tried, and Mum yelled at him for “being disrespectful.” The best part was the pool. And by “best,” I mean it was a giant, empty hole with weeds growing in it. Dad mumbled something about “opportunity,” but even Mum’s optimism was starting to crack. We gave this one a hard no.
Villa Number Four: The “Ultra-Modern Box”
The next place was completely different. It was super modern with shiny floors, floor-to-ceiling windows, and a kitchen so fancy I’m pretty sure we’d be scared to cook anything in it. Luke loved it because it had a cinema room. I loved it because it had a rooftop terrace where I could totally see myself sunbathing (don’t worry, I’d use sunscreen).
But Mum said it was “cold.” She meant the vibe, not the temperature. Dad said it felt more like a corporate retreat than a family home. And the kicker? It was miles away from the beach. Luke’s dream of gaming marathons in the cinema room was crushed. Next!
Villa Number Five: The “Close-But-No-Cigar”
This one was actually pretty nice. It had a garden with orange trees, a pool that didn’t look like it belonged in a horror movie, and lots of space. Mum’s face lit up the moment we walked in, and Dad didn’t immediately pull out his list of concerns, so we thought this might be it.
Then Luke found out the Wi-Fi signal was terrible, and I noticed the bedrooms were tiny. Like, really tiny. Mum tried to convince us it didn’t matter because “we’d be spending all our time outside,” but let’s be real: no Wi-Fi is a dealbreaker. Dad was already mentally calculating how much it’d cost to run cables for better internet. In the end, we left feeling… almost convinced. But not quite.
Lessons from the Road
After three more viewings, we’ve picked up a few lessons:
- Pools are non-negotiable. But they need to actually have water in them. That’s just basic.
- Wi-Fi is life. If you can’t stream Netflix, it’s not happening.
- Parents see things differently. Mum and Dad keep talking about “potential” and “structure” while we’re over here imagining pool parties and game nights.
- Snacks are crucial. Seriously, if you’re going villa hunting, pack snacks. You’ll thank us later.
What’s Next?
We’ve got a few more places to see, and Mum says she’s feeling hopeful. Luke and I are… sceptical. But we’re also kind of excited. It’s cool seeing all these different houses, even if most of them are a bit disappointing. Plus, we’ve learned a lot about what we don’t want, which Mum says is “just as important.”
So, that’s the update from us! We’ll let you know if we finally find The One. Until then, wish us luck (and Wi-Fi).